|Thursday, April 28th, 2005|
|Thursday, April 21st, 2005|
THE WEASEL ARMY APPROACHES
OMG, I HAVE A FRESH SUPPLY OF CHEETOS SO I HAVE SET LOOSE THE WEASELS ON THE BASQUE SEPARATISTS!
Then like, I'm totally appointing a weasel priest to be a representative to the Vatican.
|Wednesday, April 20th, 2005|
|Monday, November 29th, 2004|
|Monday, September 6th, 2004|
THE WEASELS ATE MY POPCORN!
unkempt little bastards ate every last kernel with all its buttery-goodness!
damnit, they better as hell be ready to do some conquering tomorrow... the plan is to storm San Marino and take them by surprise! THEN THE VATICAN! Current Mood: weaselly
|Monday, August 23rd, 2004|
This is a most alarming case!
JenSparkles has just reported to us a most mysterious situation.
She was sitting there, peacefully chatting away, when she heard something scream "MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE!!!!!!!!!" loudly. In her backyard. And she turned around...
And there are two squirrels running away from the birdfeeder.
The birdfeeder was still swinging.
Is Jen going deliciously insane or is this a case of two evil and very vocal squirrels with powerful lungs that need to be dispatched?
Should we send out a small group of rabid weasels to get rid of the evil squirrels?
|Tuesday, August 17th, 2004|
Got unruly weasels?
If nothing has worked to calm down a rather randy weasel, then they are easily placated by stuffing them inside a used stocking.
You can then pick them up and carry them to wherever you please. This is a good trick with young, unruly and rather horny weasels. Be sure to use stockings with reinforced toes that you have worn for several sweaty days; that way, the scent will knock the weasel out cold.
This should be used as a last resort. Too much of this treatment may cause the weasels to explode, and thus, spoil your stocking.
You can also lob the stockinged weasel at an opponent, or use it as an excellent draught excluder. Current Mood: bouncy
|Saturday, August 14th, 2004|
|Tuesday, August 10th, 2004|
Gnomes VS. Weasels
Who would win that war eh? MY GNOMES WOULD THATS RIGHT!
AND they make a mean pastrami sandwich too.
Can your PRECIOUS weasels do that? Can they? HUH? HUH!?
So anyways, rabid weasels are still gnawing at my flesh from that one time where MFS ordered them to KILL ME.
|Thursday, July 22nd, 2004|
They're always there...
The weasels, they never go away. When I close my eyes, I can hear them move around in my room. They chew away at my computer wires, they are up to something. They're numbers are doubling dayly. They must be taken out before it's too late, they want to take my flesh from me. I am onto them, they want to rip away my insides so they have a human flesh suit so they can gain more power, they watch MIB too much....Help. I think they are onto me....ARGGHH NOO!!! PLEASE DON'T STOP THAT AHHH!! HELP!!!! Current Mood: worried
|Wednesday, June 30th, 2004|
So, like, in discussing Hairy Pothead with my wife, does Ron Weasely count as a member of the Weasel Army?
|Thursday, June 3rd, 2004|
|Wednesday, May 26th, 2004|
Nuclear Irradiated Rabid Weasels
Greetings, I have just joined the Rabid Weasel Army right now.
As I was just studying for a test on nuclear chemistry and talking to the Sporky One, he gave me the idea of creating NUCLEAR IRRADIATED RABID WEASELS. If we simply expose them to a bit of good ol' radiation, they will become unholy super creatures with crazy powers of doom, which we will control. Yay!
Maybe we'll put some Plutonium in the Cheetos, eh? Current Mood: weird
Minions of Evil, Part Deux
General Wiccy mentioned in one of her recent non-weasel reports of a dead squirrel. I wonder, though, if the squirrel's undoing was caused by none other than rabid weasels. That, or a badger that was just looking for a cheap thrill.
My conquest of Spain has suffered a set-back, as the people of Segovia offered not only mole, but also sangria to the weasel army, distracting them for a time. I shall have to arrange for the sparrow fleet to air-drop more Cheetos to inspire the troops. I hope to take Madrid by the end of the week, and be in Toledo by Monday.
|Monday, May 24th, 2004|
So, today I was attempting to train the legions of little weasels, and, er... then... I, uh...
Does anybody have any idea of how to remove a rather randy, rabid weasel from your bra...?
|Sunday, May 23rd, 2004|
THE WEASELS SHALL CONQUER ALL!
I have found that rabid weasels respond well when coaxed with Cheetos.
|Thursday, May 20th, 2004|
Welcome to the Rabid Weasel Army!
This community is to share with others our love for rabid weasels. We shall run special features on how to properly care for your weasel army, and how to effectively train rabid weasels.
So, please, feel free to share your experiences with rabid weasels. Grace us with news of your various conquests and ravagings.
Welcome, one and all!